Monday, June 1, 2009

If I Had A Penis

If I had a penis, it would be bigger than his. I will not just tell the world the size it has but I’m going to be a real man to prove it. I am not going to flirt with another girl when I already have the one I should be loyal with. I will not hook up. I will not take advantage of a girl who likes/loves me. I will love a girl for who she is and not for what she has. I will look through her eyes and not her boobs. If I had a penis, I will respect her because any girl deserves it. I will not bring a girl to my house for a one night stand. If I had a penis, I will prove you that my purpose is more than just searching for lust.

But I do not have a penis, and I will never ever have one. It’s pretty easy to imagine but I only have my vagina to live sacred with until the moment I find the one; the one who would say “I love you” because he means it and not because he's trained to say so.

2 comments:

psychodicautumnchaos said...

Omygoodness, darling you are such a sweetheart. And don't hesitate to comment any of my blog posts. I honestly enjoy hearing all responses. Thank you sooo much, and I absolutely love your version of "If I Had A Penis". :)

Unknown said...

Good reminder for all of us who DO have penises to use our real head instead of the tiny head between our legs that can get us into trouble. More power to you Truds. You may be the future Venus Williams someday!

Regards,

Jay

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